THE COVETED DUCHESS ROSE

A FRESH, SWEET ROSE — READY FOR THE PICKING. EVER SINCE HER RECENT MARRIAGE (ANYTHING BUT A BED OF ROSES) OUR DEMURE DUCHESS IS URGENTLY DESIROUS OF DESIRE. HER BOSOM IS ACHING FOR RELEASE FROM THE CORSETS OF VICTORIAN LIFE, SHE DREAMS OF NOTHING BUT PARADISE REGAINED AGAIN AND AGAIN.
WHEN ONE'S HUSBAND IS AT THE THEATRE EVERY EVENING, ONE DOES GET TERRIBLY BORED...